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Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
when you dress as sans and have an extremely sexual interaction with another person dressed as an undertale character specifically that goat chick but it doesn't matter
alright I'll be sans you'll be Toriel and I'm gonna take you to Sans' bone zone
The phrase "San Quentin Quail" refers to getting sent up for violating California's law protecting minors. At least one country and western song and a 1940's R&B song dealt with the subject and even used the phrase for the title. Duke Henderson had the R&B song on United Artists and on Excelsior, while Carl Knight had his country record come out of the Dearborn label from the Detroit are. There is another country artist who I think covere Carl's song.
"The Judge says the limit on San Quentin Quail is none" - Carl Knight
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Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.
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San Luis Obispo, or "SLO" is a great city on the central coast of California. It is home to Cal Poly, the top public engineering and architecture school in the nation. But since Cal Poly is still a state school, there are awesome parties and tons of fine girls. San Luis Obispo has a small town feel in its downtown area, with tons of good restaurants and shops. Every Thursday is Farmer's market, where the main downtown street, Higuera St, is closed off and tons of people are everywhere selling food, theres live entertainment, and a lot to do. Not to mention the weather is perfect almost year round. It is just far enough from the coast that it stays pretty warm, but close enough that the beach isnt too far away. It is close to many beach towns, like Avila, Pismo, Morro Bay, and Cayucos. There is pretty decent surf in the region, and the beach towns are very nice. One of the best things about San Luis Obispo is the people, though. Everyone is really friendly and SLO is a good place to live. It was recently voted the number 1 happiest place in the United States, and it is the second happiest place in the entire world. San Luis Obispo is an awesome place to call home.
Guy #1 - Dude, where you going to college?
Guy #2 - Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo
Guy #1 - Awesome!
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The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.
"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."
I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.
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San Diego metropolitan transit system. straight up hell on wheels with a lot of weird people and meth heads, bums, and druggies and the fucking service is shit. runs every hour on sunday for alot of bus routes. always late on weekdays. or early.
on SAN DIEGO MTS buses dont be suprised if a bum shits themselves and doesnt get kicked off the bus making the whole bus smell or if you see some ghetto crack bitch start a fight with a dude.
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