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The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.
" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."
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When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.
Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"
Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
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This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"
Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"
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When one does not have sex for 6 months or more.
Dude, I just realized I haven't had sex in like 6 months… I'm sexually dormant.
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When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.
Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.
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Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you
Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
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Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.
I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.
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