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Sex in a vehicle of some sort.
Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.
The belief that you will never get laid.
John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.
I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.
Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you
Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.
" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."
When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.
Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"
Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"
This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.
Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"
Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"