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The belief that you will never get laid.
John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.
Sex in a vehicle of some sort.
Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.
A concept pioneered by the Nobel Prize winning Scientist RogueMuffin. In a consenting relationship, there exists an understanding between both parties that a mutual exchange of procreative action is a fundamental requirement of a stable relationship. This understanding was established by Newton's Third Law and The Tribbiani Doctrine.
I believe that the daily mutual masturbation exercises and 69ing is an important to maintaining sexual reciprocity in our relationship!
Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you
Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*
Someone whose sexual arousal comes from getting paid for sexual acts or having sex with someone with lots of money and possessions.
I don't get sexually aroused by looks, I get horny when I'm getting paid I'm a currency sexual.
When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.
Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.
Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.
"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."