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(Similar to a Mustache Ride)
A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.
Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."
Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
(Let's just call it Ricks (RKES) for short) The form of love making in which you and your partner have sex inside of a giant Russian coat with jumper cables attached to each others nipples, as well has riding a slip and slide at the same time.
Guy 1: My girl wanted to do the Russian Kangaroo Electric Slide. Psht, yeah, like i'm gonna put jumper cables on my nips.
When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
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A flange that a dick can slide in and out with ease, and sometimes the penis may slip out
That girl had a slip n slide pussy, my dick slipped out
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When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish
Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.
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in bmx when you come out of the gate last then right after the last turn your first and win the race.
That guy just did the dirty meat-slide and won his main!
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The act of doing the horizontal mambo over an electrical box in the middle of a neighborhood.
Clancking buckets while listening to the electric slide.
Dirty dancing!
"Dude jolene, I totally saw ashley doing the electrical box slide."
"No way dawg, that's hella funny. I hope she left a goodie bag."
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