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A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.
Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
Hawking Radiation is known to be black-body radiation that many scientists or Hawking predicts that is predicted to be released by many black holes. It is also known to reduce the mass and rotational energy created by black holes and therefore is called or AKA black hole evaporation. Black holes that are known to not gain more mass would most likely vanish or automatically disappear and explode about two times the Hiroshima-Nagaski explosion combined.
Boy: Is Hawking Radiation Reliable?
Teacher: Yes, but there are some problems as known as the Trans-Planckian problem.
When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up
My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function
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Too wide to be a Mowhawk, too narrow to be a crew cut. It's the crew-hawk.
Hey Talia, check out that epic bleach-tipped crew-hawk coming up on your left!