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HTD

Acronym for Hoes These Days. A parody of the phrase, "Kids these days," and is used in a similar fashion to the original phrase.

HTD is a common immediate remark in response to learning something about a particular ho (or hoes) that directly defines them as a ho.

Rather than being slander against hoes, HTD is more often a phrase that accepts that hoes will be hoes and that we are powerless to change them.
HTD can be used as a direct diss but it's considered bad form since it's more elegant to just call a ho a ho.

Ho: "I didn't cheat... it was only a blowjob!"
Non-ho: *smacks ho* "Damn HTD..."

Ho: "Sorry, I ate all your chicken."
Non-ho: *sigh* "HTD..."

by DJ Totoro January 15, 2006

878๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


HTD

A Hug Transmitted Disease; an illness that can be caught in the simple act of hugging someone

Person 1: Dude, you don't look so good.
Person 2: Yeah, I got an HTD from my girlfriend.
Person 1: That sucks! Don't give it to me!

by KalikaB May 16, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


HTD

Halo
Til
Dawn

The #1 pro halo 3 clan on Xbox live

We just got our ass kicked by HTD
You really think you can beat HTD

by HTD Spark February 21, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


HTD

Hug
Transmitted
Disease

Similar to an STD, except made up, it is the excuse teachers give for why you can't hug in skool.

Guy 1: K, well I guess I'll see you in PE.
Girl 1: Ok bye.
*girl 1 hugs guy one*
Teacher 1: No hugging in school! Do you want to get Arm Herrpies??? It's the most common HTD.
*Teacher 1 and girl 1 walk away in opposite directions*
*guy 2 walks up*
guy 2: wow, Mrs. Teacher 1 is evil.
guy 1: I know there isn't even such thing.

by kool018 April 10, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


HTD

Horny to die

"He/she left me htd"

He/she was teasing me so badly, and suddenly stop, leaving me horny as hell.

by BellCCH July 16, 2015

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Htd

Hold that down

Yo my boy htd. she's a keeper

by wjv99 August 13, 2015

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


htds

hannah transmitted diseases. you get them by touching her. or her stroking you. jonathan has many of them. so do all the people with the initials BH.

I got htds from hooking up with hannah.

by ajcl May 20, 2008

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