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To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.
I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.
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Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.
Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.
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Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
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It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
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When u choke after toking a bowl while sucking a dick.
She panda choked all over the club.
When you tend to cuddle in your sleep
And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard
Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda
Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.