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A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!
What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.
You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river
A technical term for a methodology when in use of a water pipe AKA bong
It’s my turn for a hit , I’ll do a Deer River Hoover Special.
The baddest fish catching motherfuckers on the face of the motherfucking planet. Also known for stealing your wives, girlfriends, and daughters(see: Jody), fucking them, and throwing them to the curb like last week’s takeout.
“Oh shit look at that motherfucker stacking striped bodies on deck! He must be Savannah River Chain Gang..... oh shit; where’s my wife and daughter???”
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Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.
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School filled with a bunch of basic daddy’s money jock republicans and it’s basically a small college because it’s so big and funded. Everyone here thinks they are the shit
“Man, we took that L hard with River Bluff High School at the game last night”
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Anal sex whilst the receiving partner is suffering a bout of diarrhoea.
Jonathan 'jay-kay' Kell Going up the river Thames
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