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When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth
I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.
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To fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of a friend, nemesis, or ex-girlfriend with male genetic material. Works best with a comically large dose of seminal fluid.
Man, I gave my ex a Chattanooga car wash and she was pissed. I saved up for two months but it was worth it.
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an especially pathetic or annoying person, past their prime of good sauce. See also weak sauce
That broke ass ho is nothing but a washed up nigga.
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(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.
Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?
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cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris
My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'
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Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine
Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.