I don't why she just threw that at me

What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.

Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.

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why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

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That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

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why arnt you publishing my words

attention bitches and ho's of urban dictionary publishing staff! you motherfuckers better start posting my words or ima gonna come and eat u through the penis/vagina or both if u have them!!

love kelsey

(why arnt you publishing my words... cause your a faggot!)

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Why you all up in my George Foreman

It means why are you all up in my "grill" or face.

Why you all up in my George Foreman?!?!

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Why do good girls like bad guys

I’ve had this question for a real long time I’m bad boy and it’s plain to see. So why don’t good girls fall in love with me

Guy 1- he Albert still plays Pokémon go..
Guy 2- why do good girls like bad guys?
Guy 1- bud, we will never know

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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.

Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."

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