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Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.
Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.
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A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!
This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!
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1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.
2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.
1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.
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A program first created in secret by Microsoft Corporation and funded by the US Navy, the sole purpose of which was supposed to be to delete files saved onto the hard disk and not allow any external hardware to be installed on the computers of terrorists. Somehow Bill Gates found out that it could, concievably, be used as an operating system and be used by any normal person with a minumum of 6 years computer training. Needless to say, it made him millions.
Godammit, Windows XP is a piece of shit! *bangs computer*
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I am a network administrator for a company called Audio Video. I know computers in and out. Windows XP is one of the worst OS's Microsoft has made yet. Win2k Pro is actually the best. Easy to network, very nice layout, not TOO userfriendly like XP, and with 2k you can define your own settings. XP is so user friendly that you cant do what you really want to do. Very unstable, and doesn't support most advanced scripts. Most XP computers don't even support OpenGL. That my friend, is sad.
Windows XP is like taking Win98 and making it look even worse. Now that my friends, is a bad OS.
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A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!
They'll know who you are!
Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Ten!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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A person (typically a middle-age neighbor with no life) that looks out their windows any time any noise is heard in the neighborhood, such as a car driving by, door shutting, or dog farting.
They know every neighbor's vehicle, work schedule, and all aspects of personal life, but they've never talked to you or anyone else in the 'hood.
Chris is such a window troll... My dog farted in his sleep yesterday, and he immediately stuck his head out his blinds.
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