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when your sucking when he's pooping
what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid
A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
To recieve a blow job well you are taking a dump.
That dirty whore loves sucking dick an to be in the bathroom with guys shitting, so she can give them a blumpkin
When you get a blowjob whilst taking a shit.
At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!
An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.
"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".