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seizuring to the point of pissing yourself
I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself
When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
Standing around doing nothing, typically at work
Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys
man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...
The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.
The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.
the action of trying to impregnate the air
(50% success chance)
(50% death chance)
"THAT NIGGA IS AIR HUMPING!!!, HE'S TRYING TO IMPREGNATE THE AIR!!!"