when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.
I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.
When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason
non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
The alpha king, valorants best player, the hottest person alive, rich😈😈 the BEST viper main in na 😩. #alpha na last hope. #1 on the leaderboard. Got the biggest pp. better then the jay hoe
Her: uwu can I add u peqchyy68#alpha peqchyy69#alpha: yes babe
the peak of rizz, only sigmas of the bussin max prestige category can obtain.
I just beat my wife, but its OK because I have ALPHA CHAD GRIDDY RIZZ
Song-Mixer on Spotify and Gamer that goes by the "gamerstorm790" in Fortnite
OMG IT'S THE ALPHA WOLF!!!
The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.
Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”