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Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ยฎ around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

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i will on my arse

I have no intention of doing something,used usually in friendly company as answer to a request that involves doing something for someone else.

Will you get me some cigarettes in the shop? I will on my arse!!

by Julian O' October 20, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


short-arse syndrome

term to describe a short person that is angry and hostile due to their lack of height.

Person A: That Tim Miles has total short-arse syndrome. All I did was drink some of his beer and he totally flipped out!
Person B: Totally

by Rob Worrall December 22, 2007

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couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

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arse over nips

shortened version of arse over nipples
male version of saying arse over tits... when someone falls over spectacularly

it was snowing so much i went arse over nips in the street :s

by miffygrl December 23, 2009

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As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology March 15, 2016

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Velcro Arse

A person who when they get up takes Half room with them attached to their clothing.

Laying or sitting on a bed or sofa, theres a sudden reason to get up, but getting up seems to be out of these peoples physical abilitys so they must shuffle there velcro arse along the sofa/bed taking the sheets and cusions along for the ride.

by Triple J August 31, 2005

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