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Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on social media and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his loyalty card. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:
'What length Pyjamas do you where'
'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'
A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is truth or dare when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair
A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.
This full kit wanker is someone to keep clear of.
Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'
Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'
Luke:' look at that eighteen year old kid in the park, that's defo a Matt bottom'
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from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey
"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"
"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"
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One who has a mouf(mouth) like the ass of a ducks, constantly farthing or in this case, endless yapping.
Bill has a bad case of "Duck Bottom".
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Hebba jassim is a true bottom. Just somebody who really radiates bum energy.
Hebba is a true bottom.
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When the mass of lava gathered at the bottom of a lava lamp separates...it's like a drip working against gravity, however, it would be inaccurate to call it a "drip."
see also top drip
Ah...not another bottom separation!
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