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California Diamonds

Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.

“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”

by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023


Diamond Fox

Anyone with this name is a beautiful wondrous person and everyone adores them. They have great understanding of everyone around them and love to draw!

Person 1: Oh did you see Diamond Fox's new artwork it was so cool

by Milk Jugs January 10, 2022


diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021


Diamond Darrell

Darrell Abbott's first form, characterized by his big Glam Metal hair, great lack of facial hair, slim physique and spandex, it was used in Pantera's first four albums.

Lookup pictures of Diamond Darrell and Dimebag Darrell, they look like completely different people.

by B1g_W1ener June 17, 2021


Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.

I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?

by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023


Devil's Diamonds

Hitting a chop bowl with thc shatter or diamonds added.

man I'm fucked up after hitting the devil's diamonds

by Swagmoder July 23, 2023


disco diamonds

Noun: A club drug that comes in crystal form; such as cocaine, MDMA, crystal meth, ketamine, etc.

"Have you seen Allison anywhere?"

"Yeah, she's in the bathroom snorting disco diamonds off of the soap dispenser."

by TheCrownJules October 11, 2022