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A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.
Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.
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to swallow the load of sperm of your significant other
Man, kidd she defintely loves 2 drink my babies when she's giving me head.
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A list of rules devised to make certain that landmark nights out are as legendary (i.e. everybody well and truly lashed) as possible. They are as follows:
1. The word "Drink" and any of its derivatives such as "Drank" or "Drinking" etc, may not be used.
2. Glasses should be held with the off-hand (left hand for a right-hander) with the pinkie raised off the glass.
3. Glasses should rest a safe distance from the table's edge, usually about 2 inches at least.
4. No pointing at anyone - this is just plain rude.
5. Empty glasses should be replaced immediately by a new beverage.
6. Vessels which are non-conducive to downing i.e. bottles must be replaced with glasses.
7. Every person must keep a copy of their rules on an A4 sheet at all times
8. Nobody shall refer to another by their first name, only by surnames, nicknames or by "oi, you" etc.
9. The toilet-master must be asked permission whenever a person needs to go to the john. He'll almost always grant it.
10. The thumb-master can at any point place their thumb on the drinking surface. Everybody else must follow suit, until there is one person who hasn't.
11. The pose-master is similar to the thumb-master, however others must follow suit when they strike a pose (could be anything from a frown to an impression of Michaelangelo's David) until one person hasn't.
12. Weights-and-measures master determines forfeits for rule-breaking individuals.
Failure to comply with rules 2, 3 or 6 results in the downing of the rule-breaker's current drink. Failure to comply with rules 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 results in a forfeit determined by the weights-and-measures master.
At the end of the night, everybody in the party must make a paper plane out of their copy of the rules. Then everybody will take it in turns to throw their plane. The owner of the plane which travels least furthest must undergo a major forfeit, decided by the weights-and-measures master. So too must people who have lost their rules.
"Smith, have I just seen you swigging that bottle of bud with your right hand? Get it downed."
"How many beverages have you imbibed tonight, Johnson?"
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as the name says a injury you wake up with from the nigh before (only if you dont remeber doin it)
person 1 ''omg your scratched all over!''
person 2 '' haha they must be unidentified drinking injury's from last night;;
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A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.
You're psycho so there's no point in us meeting to drink things through.
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A rallying cry, originating among west Michigan college students, used to both encouraged increased imbibement and inebriation, and to intimidate those in the immediate proximity.
Student 1: To the bar!
Student 2: Drink til Death!
*Students 1 and 2 drink heavily*
Student 3, nearby: Did they just say "Drink til death"?
Student 4, nearby: What is wrong with them? I'm intimidated.
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This is a fun drinking game that will get you Chocolate Wasted..heres how to play
1. Post as your FB Status: if you "like" this status i will take a SHOT of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"
2. Everytime u get a "like" you take a shot or drink a beer, you will be WASTED in no time
John: if you "like" this status i will take a Shot of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"
12 "likes" = 12 shots or 12 beers or a combo of both
what is that game called?
John: Facebook Drinking Game
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