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It is the look that you get when you have scranned a zoot pastel.
Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.
One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s
"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"
A short-sighted person or one whose eyes don't align in a regular manner.
Look at that twat: totally wookie-eyed!
Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.
When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
Euphemism for masturbation.
Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"
Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."