Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.

"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"