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Living in Front of Eternity

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster

Ain't this the l.i.f.e we want
I'm so far ahead it feels like I'm living in front of eternity.

by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023


redbull front wing

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car

"that fat bitch has got to have the downforce of a redbull front wing"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024


drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010


snow front

An over-hyped snow storm that showed up on the GFS a week ago(and then every model run after showed a warming trend) and caused mass panic for a DC liquor store to shoot an email to its customers to rev up revenue.

We deliver and advise you to take advantage of this time before the big storm/snow front hits the East Coast this weekend.

by Scotty Lightning December 9, 2010


Front Eye

The hole at the tip of the Penis (aka the meatus aka the Pee hole)

That poor prick has gone 13 months without blowing one out of the front eye!

by Double Doubles April 2, 2021


cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017


Front runner

A running social group consisting primarily of gay and lesbian members.

Hey Rick I'm a. Member of the front runners you should join the team. You would have a great time

by Nothingness1968 November 8, 2018