half mast

Front zipper or fly of a man's trousers not being fully pulled up.

After he had done a piss, he came out of the can with his fly at half mast.

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half greek

One parent is greek the other is something else. If the father is greek the son/daughter will resember more greek than a half greek whose mother is greek and will be just as proud as a full greek.

Person #1: Jimmy Brown looks greek but his last name is Brown?
Person #2: Thats beecause he's half greek.

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Half Asian

People whos ethnicity consists of half asian and half something else.

Kiko is the greatest half asian in the whole entire world, my idol. Even if she has frequent chest pains. baboonaphiles!!!
LhahahahOaaaaaahLha!

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half a zip

To buy a half an ounce of weed. Which is a half a zip

Dude I just coped half a zip of kush you trying to cop some

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Half Balling

Half Balling: Any sexual activity between a man and a woman that does not involve intercourse, such as blowjobs, handjobs, dry humping, kissing, rusty trombone etc.
Opposite of Balling which means to have intercourse.

"Man I've been half balling this girl for weeks, but she wont let me hit it."

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half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

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half-boner

also known as "the chubs", a half-boner is semi erection of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half-boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half-boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

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