hit or miss

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:

HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA

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hit

Another way of asking when are we gonna have sex

A yo Shorty when you gone let me hit ma

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Hit By A Bus

Hit By A Bus is slang for "Overdose".
It was derived from the ancient greek story of Sir Birnbaum III and is growing in popularity.

Man you really got hit by a bus - we'll all be praying for you.

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Whip Hit

The act of inhaling the nitrous out of a whipping cream can before the cream comes out resulting in a feeling like being on the gas while at the dentist.

Dude, Staci had 10 whip hits last night and ended up naked on the floor. Awesome!

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hit up

burglary or breaking and entering, usually used for residential areas

Did you hit up that house yet?

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Hit it and quit it

A female or dude that has been sweatin someone for sex and once they get some they lose contact with the other person.

You hold out on your boyfriend for two months and when you give him some he breaks up with you and says i just wanted to hit it and quit it.

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hit the mirror

When you pop a high pressure pimple and a rod of semi-soft pus literally hits the bathroom mirror

Beth and Zev had a pimple popping competition (categories: distance, volume, speed, acceleration, pus to blood ratio, ooze factor). Beth won the distance category, as her's hit the mirror.

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