Random
Source Code
Random
the act of entering a building or other places with the intent to commit theft
A burglary is person entered a store a night and stole a tweeter
38👍 15👎
When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.
"Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week."
or
To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"
14👍 1👎
The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.
"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"
12👍 2👎
"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will
I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him.
40👍 12👎
Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.
Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.
Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!
4👍 1👎
The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.
-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)
8👍 5👎