Cheesin' from ear to ear

Styling from head to toe
Excellent; wonderful

Man, that gerrrl be cheesin' from ear to ear

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Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

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ear locks

Those curly "sideburns" on the side of your head if you're a Jew. otherwise, they're creepy.

"Hey! Nice ear locks, dude! I wanna grow me a pair!"

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ear raped

Ear Rape
(verb)

when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale

R: Did you hear about that 16 year old lady who was ear raped by that 55 year old man?!

T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.

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camel ear

A crease in one's ear in the form a Camel Toe may have in ones crotch area. Usually found on descendants of the Fazzolari family.

Fix yaself dear, you got a camel ear

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Dog Ears

2 guys putting their hairy testicles on your head

Last night I got drunk, went home with 2 guys and ended up with dog ears.

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Ear fuck

Talking trash over the phone because your squeeze is somewhere else having sex.

"Hey, ear fuck me baby. Let's breathe heavily, ask what each other is wearing, and discuss how to get each other get off over the phone."

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