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when you're fucking a girl and one of your balls goes into her butt hole and she clenches her ass
Armen: yooo i hooked up with Susie last night at the party and she pulled the armenian iron grip on me, that shit was wild bro
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The fourth game in a grand strategy series about ww2 by paradox interactive, hearts of iron 4 is commonly associated with a lack of going outside, having a girlfriend (or friends for that matter), and holding views obtained by falling down the alt - right pipeline.
person 1: "I play Hearts of Iron 4"
person 2: "why are you talking to me, I dont even know who you are"
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a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)
Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?
Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
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The art of not getting bitches
Guy one: I play Hearts of Iron 4
Guy two: Touch grass kid; you get no bitches.
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The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.
Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.
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1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel
Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.
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The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"
Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."
Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
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