Someone who spends most of their life on myspace whether at school,work,home,parties, anywhere you can name that has computers.
the person known most for myspace whore is of course TILA TEQUILA!!@!
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A tool created by scene kids to get more friends. It is displayed with picture links to the members' myspaces so they can get more friends. Trains usually contain the words, "Aesthetic", "Elite", "Perfection", "Eternal", "Divinity", "Massacre", and any combination of the above.
Scene Kid 1: LYKE, OMGZ! D!D Y0U G3T 4CC3PT3D BY TH4T ULTR4 BR00T4LL TR4!N "Elite Eternal Massacred Bloody Hello Kitty Perfection Legends"?
Scene Kid 2: D00D N0... Y0U N33D T0 H4V3 12000000 FR!3ND$, 4ND ! 0NLY H4V3 11999999...
Normal Kid 1: Have you ever been on a Myspace Train?
Normal Kid 2: No, that's too BR00T4L for me.
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When a girl/guy looks hot from the small profile pic when you can't access other pictures because they're page is private.
Dax: duuuuude, that chelsey girl is so myspace hot
DKapps: dude i know, her tits look massive
Dax: fo sho bra
DKapps: i wonder if shes hot in teh real world
Dax: TITTIEZZZZ!!!!
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Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.
They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.
They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"
Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
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basically a fucking prima donna on MYSPACE.com with thousands upon thousands of MYSPACE friends, usually a chic that think she's to fuckin good for everybody and when you comment those fuckin whores they dont hit you back or nothing .."fucking bitches!! grr" basically dont add them because you just become a number on their list to make them appear "special"..
Billy: hey man dont you know that myspace whore Sally67kon myspace?
Bobby: yeah who doesnt maaaan
Billy: i left that bitch a comment yesterday that asked her a fucking question and when she logged in today she didnt comment me back..that fucking myspace whore
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Someone who is addicted to Myspace and is constantly on MySpace 24/7
Tom:"Hey I thought Jon was comming?"
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."
Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."
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When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.
He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.
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