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A selfish football player, who has everyone thinking he had no talent, despite he was 31th pick in the draft(to a SB team). They say he had no defense, but his defense had the name Killer B's(that's not a name for a sorry defense since it sounds cool), they said he had no running back(the truth is his HBs never got any carries), they always ranked high on pass offense(once again no carries for the HB and like were top 5 in pass attempts), and he tried to win a lot of games by himself.
the truth is Dan Marino owns just about every career passing record cause he was selfish, still same old from college(his team was #1, but he cost them, cause he was so busy trying to win the national championship) people kiss his ass cause he has records but no rings and they don't blame him.
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A French guy who has been whipped and has had his balls cut of by his girlfriend. He has been sick since April 2006. He is a pussy. So Basically a French Dan is a french guy who has been sick for a long time and is whipped by girlfriend.
Man he's whipped, what a French Dan.
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a derp that got half duped but only because he lost himself for a time you could say he needed a good dupe'in ,when other people got ''lost in the sause'' and fell off the the face of earth or got buried under a federal prison, deemster dan unraveled the fabric of what was… disillusioned by what he found stopped using tomorrows energy today and got on with the damn thing ... to the family love and light is always bright it will guide you thru the night … he finally passed go and collected 200 dollars and life stopped being bad news bears … keep telling them fuck you pay me and never stopped smiling
deemster dan was a man he caught on when he kept getting blamm'ed he swam in the bleak for to many peaks but found himself at the end…. :)
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Basically in love but neither of them will admit it
You’re really going ophelia and dan on me yeah
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The badest guitarist in the U.K.
Although world famous keeps a low profile in europe because he hates french people.
Got the badest hair eva!
wagwan crazy dan, can i have your autograph?
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When you realise at the end of a conversation that what you said before had turned out to be wrong and the other person was right.
Dave: Overclocking is perfectly safe and does not void your warranty.
Raver: No u n00b, overclocking has risks and certainly does void your warranty.
Dave: Oh.... yeah, booga dan.
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Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.
Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.
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