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not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022


Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)

Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy

by hot table lover November 17, 2022


the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022


eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 11, 2023


Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.

Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.

by Karisuta November 3, 2018


Under The Table

Under the table is food.

Jimmy is under the table

by Kook Pee December 19, 2020


Under the table

1. secretly, hiding something

2. sucked dick under the table

1. I arranged the deal under the table to avoid suspicion

2. i gave head under the table

by urmom.com.au August 31, 2021