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A diamond chest plate with Projectile Protection 1 and Mending enchanted on it.
dude 1: I got a diamond chestplate
dude 2: well I have a cum-dripping Encanto shirt
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A girl who is always bummy; she always wears reunion tee shirts-- either current or from years ago. Usually with the tee shirt, she will wear bad-fitting jeans (even mom-jeans look better'n the ones this girl wears). Also, he hair is never done. She is usually ugly and has no charm whatsover. She just throws on anything to cover up-- never mind the fit or the size or the gender it's made for; she might be called an offie; she'll never be called a belle-laide or jolie-laide.
Marleigh: I don't dress too dressy, yet I don't dress too bummy. I'm right in the middle. My "bummy" is never as bummy as Reunion Tee Shirt Girl.
Sue: Yeah, you'd never catch me looking like the REUNION TEE SHIRT GIRL. My bummy-ness goes as far as jeans and a v-neck, fitted tee.
Marleigh: Yeah, shoot me if I ever get like Reunion Tee Shirt Girl
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1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.
2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".
Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"
Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)
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sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
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When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.
I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!
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A way of emphasizing just how gone something is.
Typically used when something disappears with no trace of where it went whatsoever.
Derived from the Who's lead vocalist, Roger Daltrey, and how in the later years of the band, his shirt would just...poof. It's gone.
"Moooom, my tablet pen is gone!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is! It's gone like...like...it's gone like Roger Daltrey's shirt!"