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The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.
Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"
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I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.
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Refers to the Sleeping Beauty Diet.
1. Adj. The description of individual who sleeps to avoid eating or hunger, typically anorexics.
2. N. An action done by these individuals.
She was supposed to meet me at 5, but pulled a sleeping beauty to avoid dinner.
She is such a sleeping beauty, so thin and frail. She probably hasn't eaten in days.
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a place a where one goes when he/she immediately wakes up in the middle of the night and starts doing what he/she does everyday (half asleep), not knowing that they are in their bedroom sitting up in bed.
Dude I was rubbing my bedsheets as if I was in class, looking for my assignment in my binder. Turns out, I was in sleep reality.
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The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.
"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"
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"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"
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The SOB who comes in while your working/pooping/eating to make you fall asleep it is possiable to fight off sleep monster
I was sitting at my desk looking at my reports and the sleep monster snuck in and beat my ass
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A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
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