aunty fat-whiff

The scent of fat aunties dancing at Christmas.

Last year, I couldn't smack my lips over my Christmas turkey as the aunty fat-whiff in the room was intolerable.

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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

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keh

A demonstration of misunderstanding, applicable to any situation whatsoever. Always followed by a question mark. Never ever a statement.

"I lost my job at the plasticine factory."
"Keh?"
"I uh, lost my job at the plasticine factory."
"Kehhh?"
"THE FACTORY YOU SIMPLETON! MY JOB! FACTORY!"
"Kehhhhhh? KEBBEH!?!?!?!"

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simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

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manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

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carrot cunt

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

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potatoey vag-whiff

The scent left on one's fingers after having had them in a vagina, often likened to the earthy smell of potatoes.

After having a vigorous finger-session, Frau Cocosnuss noticed potatoey vag-whiff on her lover's hand.

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