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the act or acts of desperation one performs when struggling to hold on to the belief that they have an active social life
Xander wasn't invited to any parties for new years, so he began social butterflailing at all of his friends via facebook at the last minute.
The most historic event to ever happen to an office of working humans.
"Did you hear about the corndog social going on next door? I wish I could join, I'm so jealous."
Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
The survival of the richest
"Social Darwinism? Nah man, it's all about Social Trumpism. Welcome to 2016."
A person who gets joy from exposing and mocking personal information about people. The most brutal of roasters
"Don't get too close to Marie, she's a social sadist, tell her anything and she'll make you regret it."
A stick that is used as a dildo
Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis
Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.
Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*
Joe is not being social.