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A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.
Stands for emo.
Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!
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Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.
pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."
*3-50*
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Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked
Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole
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Mystery Moose is the act of making a moose sound (and hand gesture on side of head) whilst performing a sexual act on a partner in the 'doggy style' position.
He was banging me from behind and I heard a strange moose sound, I asked him what this was and he said he couldn't hear it, I heard it again and again and he still said nothing. A short time later he started laughing to himself and revealed it was him making the sound, aka, Mystery Moose.
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The act of putting a crown of thorns on your dick and putting it in someone's eye.
Hey Jon, I just saw Claire's face, congratulations on your successful Michigan Moose Ram.
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One who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness.
My god Kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.
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To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.
Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.
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