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The use of the nose to stimulate a girls vigina. It can be used as foreplay or a way to lead to orgasm.
-Have you lost your virginity?
-No but James did the dirty penguin on me last night.
To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.
2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."
"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.
where's tim? i think he's slingshotting penguins (or slingshotting a penguin)
A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server
Join Penguin Server discord.me/penguin
When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin