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Food that is eaten mainly in UK Pubs and bars forming part of a bar snack menu. It is mainly eaten by people who have England style tattoos on their person or neck chains which can be purchased from your nearest argos. It is generally eaten all year round but especially in the summer and bank holiday weekends. Yellow food is specifically food that is cooked in oil or is greasy.
Look at all these people sat here eating their yellow food.
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A strange house once inhabited a goober of sorts. This house was where shit went down and there was never a moment of peace. A foot was once reported broken in this house caused by a black man who wanted to perform high-risk wrestling moves. THE Yellow House has further since been uninhabited and has been left in the dust for all eternity.
Have you been to THE Yellow House? It's a scary place... Trust Me
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If said by rappers usually means a black girl with Asian blood or full Asian girl
I only have yellow girls on my lap
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When you dip your balls in toilet water that has pee in it and then your partner licks them.
She gonna taste your yellow lantern tonight bro?
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Yellow Flu is a term to describe the slow descent of a political party into self destruction.
Coined shortly after the 2010 general election in the UK Yellow Flu takes its name from the party colours of the Liberal Democrats.
Yellow Flu typically manifests itself within local party activists and councillors who do not get to directly enjoy the fruits of being in government. Namely a ministerial car or occasional dinner with News International lobbyists. First symptoms include a growing reluctance to defend Liberal Democrat supported policies beyond blaming the Labour party, the weather, or coalition, medium level symptoms include erratic opinion shifts and outbursts of crying. Terminal Yellow Flu results in resignation and oft repeated vows to never give Nick Clegg the time of day again.
Yellow Flu has given rise to another illness specific to Liberal Democrats. With the Conservative party considering the Liberal Democrats barely worth bothering with beyond a whip sheet, the Labour party is at its warmest, now completely opposed to talking to the Liberal Democrats with words other than "sellout", "lackies" or "shower of useless Tory supporting shites". This secondary illness is known as Yellow loneliness and it's becoming increasingly common for this to strike quickly after the onset of Yellow Flu.
Voter1: "Did you hear about that Lib Dem resigning?"
Voter2: "What? Why? I thought he was chuffed at having made the Tories implement the pupil premium, even though it was in both their manifestos?"
Voter1: "No. Apparently he can't support the coalition now"
Voter2: "After he's sold off our NHS, put us back in recession and propped up the Tories for two years?"
Voter1: "Yup. Must be Yellow Flu."
Voter2: "Twat."
Voter3: "Sorry I was just passing, did you just call a Liberal Democrat a twat? I quite agree. I remember tuition fees even if they don't"
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When you pee on an unexpecting person
Hey i just gave that guy a yellow sprinkler
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