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Lake Mary, FL

Lake Mary is a small suburban city located about 19 miles north of Orlando, Florida. As of 2017, roughly 16,474 people live there with 7 public schools, 5 private schools and 1 state college.

Lake Mary connects to I-4, one of the most dangerous highways in America which goes right though Orlando and where most business people commute to work. The city was just a small farm town until around the 1980's when the high school was built with many neighborhood houses also being built. Now most of those old farms have disappeared. The town hall was created in 1946 and is very small with its own small museum.

Generally the schools in Lake Mary are not bad. Lake Mary High School has two main rival schools which are Seminole High School and Lake Brantley High School. Lake Mary's nickname is Fake Mary due to the town being quite tame making their occupants appear fake at times. Lake Mary was once ranked the #4 place to live in America in the August 2007 issue of Money magazine. It was also ranked #38 most boring place to live in Florida by RoadSnacks in 2016.

The biggest problem with Lake Mary is that there is nothing to do. Teens in Lake Mary often hang out at Steak N' Shake, McDonalds, town hall, Greenwood Lakes Park and Target for fun. There is more things to do in Sanford and Orlando which are not too far away. Many people of Lake Mary do drugs and stupid acts for fun.

Overall the city is small and fine but lacks anything to do.

Lake Mary, FL also known as the City of Lakes or the City of Retention Ponds.

by FloridaMan360 March 14, 2019


Lake Placid Surprise

A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.

Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?

Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016


Battle Lake Rodeo

Two males touch themselves while while has his foot in the others anus.

John: Hey Bill, what size shoe do you wear?
Bill: Size 12, why?
John: Just wondering, you want to do a Battle Lake Rodeo with me later?
Bill: Hell yeah!!

by DXbuddie August 31, 2011

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Lake Snake Event

(verb)- Anytime 1 or more penises are exposed and erect or semi-erect in a body of water. This normally is in conjunction with alcohol and need to show the other intoxicated guys in the same , said body of water what they are working with.... Might also include penetration of Lake Snake Hole(No Definition needed for that word :-)

Wow, see those 2 guys over there floating closely together? I bet There is a Lake Snake Event going on over there.

by ChaChaAusTex February 3, 2010


Independent lake camp

Also known as ILC
An amazing summer camp in Pennsylvania, where kids from all over the world come and can have the best summer EVER!!! Many people make friendships that last them a LIFETIME! Some camp traditions include.....
Songfest (standing on the tables at lunch and dancing to various songs)
Ilc’s got talent ( a camp wide talent show)
Bastille Day celebration (dancing and singing by the waterfront and don’t forget Krispy Kreme)

Independent lake camp is the best camp in the world!!

by Sam103 August 17, 2018


Drag The Lake

When you fuck the girls pussy so good, that the cum comes out when you pull out.

Damn baby! You really did drag the lake last night!

by Dirty Durr October 23, 2018

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White Bear Lake

A suburb od St. Paul, Minnestota that is the best known in the Northeast Metro for its drug use and chevs/chevettes . Teenagers tend to drop out of high school, have unplanned pregnancies, and never move out of they're parent's houses. If they go to college, it is usually to Century Community College because it is located in White Bear Lake and they can still live with their parents, who are usually working class burn-outs. The weed in White Bear Lake is tainted with various chemicals, which make everyone who smokes it crazy.

Why would you do that? White Bear Lake has bad weed and the chicks are chevettes.

by EliotThatMan April 7, 2011

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