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Credit Card Casual is banking on looking your best!!
Take an interest in selecting your outfit and really apply yourself. Find a balance between formal and casual using primary and subprimary colors. You can chip in with accessories, and don’t be afraid to swipe your best dancing shoes which will need to be secured appropriately.
Black, Silver, Gold, Platinum and Titanium are all acceptable forms of bling and will help you pay off your careful application of your own personal style.
Credit Card Casual is the new standard for the Spring party scene!
If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!
White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.
Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
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A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
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The science fiction/fantasy writing GOD, author of the four best books in history; the Ender saga, as wells as the next three best books ever, Ender's Shadow, books set in the same universe.
You should go by some books by Orson Scott Card right NOW!
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a card you can use if you run out of uno reverse cards
you: *runs out of uno reverse cards*
you: dos reverse card
Face card season refers to the time when there's colder weather. During the cold weather, people are more likely to wear thicker layers and more jackets. Revealing clothes are not worn, so you can't really see others' bodies. This means when judged or being looked at by others, a person's facial appearance is the only thing that can be judged, not their body figure included.
Your looks better be valid or else you're not pulling this face card season.
You can use it if you don't want to do something.
ur mom: Go clean the dishes.
you: Uno reverse card
ur mom: *Cleans dishes* works everytime uwu