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A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.
HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!
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The Socks Of The Future
Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?
Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!
Bob:WOW!
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A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.
Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!
John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.
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cat socks are very important cause the cover Suzie's crusty wusty backfoot
Cat socks are peng
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Droopy breasts normally found on women after child birth and/or after their 35th birthday.
Dude, that chick's tits swung so low, she had dirt socks
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A civil servant or lowly paid employee of a major corporation. Designed to make simple tasks such as paying bills or applying for services more difficult than they actually are.
These people only wear white socks, as they are too poor or uneducated to be able to present themselves properly.
Applying for any government service, and having to fill out 5 forms when 1 will do. Then a month later when you enquire as to how you application is going, you have to re-apply as they inform you that you filed the wrong forms. You have been white socked!
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When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.
Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.
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