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Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.

"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."

by ---Anonymous--- October 2, 2007

89πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy August 3, 2008

40πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Touch Her Guts

The act of vaginal stimulation via fingers, otherwise known as fingering.

Ken: Dude that chick is really into me.
Jay: You went to second base last night, you gonna touch her guts tonight?

by Kahltherage May 1, 2011

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

β€œHey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

β€œPlease touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

33πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

76πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


go touch yourself

1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.

by George Buckington January 28, 2006

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 6, 2017