Andrei Empedrad
Guy 1: Andrei always putting on a show for the hoes man
Guy 2: Fr heβs such a Simp
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stupid internet millennial parasite
Simp a stupid meme word made by stupid teenagers
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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.
K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
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Taking it up the ass from a cat boi
Nick Fuentes took a mad simping this evening
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A sad ass weeb who canβt get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in questionβs Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. Theyβre SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
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Leo is simping again, look he's on his way to mcDonalds AGAIN.
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The name for a vagina that resembles Homer Simpsons mouth.
Whoa did you see that girls simp? Go have a look at the subreddit r/simps for more.
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