Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
Dead IRA members hanging from a tree
We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes
Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.
Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.
Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect