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Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.
Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.
Bro 2: What?
Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP
When you fuck a female in the ass then withdrawal and apply squeezy cheese on your dick and the female then proceeds to suck your dick clean.
Yo bro last night after chugging a bottle of delsyum, Jannet was so titty fucked she agreed to eat my chili cheese slaw dog.
yo you see mini dog shtick??? he tore mrs hitchcocks ass up last night
Half eaten carrot that's been left out for 5 days, very flexible. Probably a peice of chalk. Not to be mistaken for an actual hot dog.
"Wait, what's that?! Is that a Christmas Hot dog?!"