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A pair of boxers that does not allow for easy access to the cock.
"Josh was totally wearing his cock bloxers when I went to give him head last night. It was kind of awkward."
Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
Cock suckar* is someone who sucks cock/dick. They most probably like it.
*can be spelt sucker
'That girl is some major cock suckar'
a group of badass guys. They are a cool, laid back band of brothers who would die and sacrifice themselves for another member.
boy: who are those cool guys over there?
father: those are the Lavish Cocks son, i was never cool enough to become one...
boy: one day i will become a Cock just like them.
When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”