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When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner
Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.
It is another way of saying slap dick started in Jamaica queens by an Arab teen that moved to south jersey and is exposing the word to the people that haven’t heard it
“Alex” - “You pussy”
“Younes” - “slap cock”
A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"
"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"
Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.
man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?
yea! aw sick dude!