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Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
When someone (commonly used between women) masturbates.
"Hey, what were you doing in the shower that took you so long?"
"Oh I was pleasuring myself with some Hot Tango..."
An individual who appears attractive and well-put-together externally but is, in reality, disorganized or unstable internally—whether emotionally, mentally, or in their personal life. It represents a paradox between outer appearance and inner chaos, blending the allure of a “hottie” with the dysfunction of a “hot mess.”
“She may look put-together, but trust me, she’s a hot potty through and through—her life and behavior are as messy as it gets.”
Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea
“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”
First coined by Canadian superstar rapper Choclair, the term 'hot marshmellows' refers to the experience of being so sexually satisfied that you feel like you are floating on a bed of hot, sticky marshmallow.
Ryan had me feeling like hot marshmellows last night. He had me screaming for s'more!
When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.
(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"
When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.
It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.