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When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.
Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.
One who constantly posts photos of themself with celebrities, politicians, executives, or popular individuals on social media outlets in an attempt to seem cooler or more elite than average. "Face Dropping" is the equivalent of "Name Dropping" in picture form.
John: I thought Danielle was so down to earth, then I realized she was a total face dropper. She is constantly posting pictures of herself with popular people and celebrities.
The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".
"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"
Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.
Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."
The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.
Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?