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putting an outtie in an innie or vice versa before marriage
I had premarital sex by putting my outtie in her innie
The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .
After sex, the particule left in the sheets resembling lint from the dryer.
Last night, we made enough sex lint to make a new sweater!
One who brags about how much sex they have.
Person: (Makes a compelling argument)
Sex Bragger: That's a decent point, unfortunately you have no sex. I have lots of sex.
(everyone starts clapping)
Sex Bragger: Thank you, Thank you very much!
One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)
When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.
Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice
Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
sex dessert is like whatever videos u watch or memes u look at or whatever on ur phones together after a solid fuck
last time we fucked and u started watching videos of people fighting kangaroos for dessert i wanted u to fuck me again, you have such good taste in sex dessert