"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.
Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!
Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?
Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!
An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs
I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea
Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers
IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain
When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.
I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich