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Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.

Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.

by ScissorsTheMan February 28, 2023


Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 16, 2011


Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024


Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014


Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 8, 2014


Kurt cock-bain

Someone who kills themself while singing smells like teen spirit by Olivia Rodgers

IS THAT KURT COBAIN? No that's a Kurt cock-bain

by Wash ur eyes June 28, 2024


Cock Jam Sandwich

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.

I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich

by Breadbun November 9, 2020