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He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)
“Wow, look at that cool frog.”
“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
The fat rolls on the back of someone’s neck
“Did you see the dogs pooping out at school today”
“Yeah, they were huge”
The dogs is more than a simple group of friends, is a life style, is a family.
“Nasci cane, muori cane” -The dogs