dog tucker

A girl who is so ugly she looks like food fit for a dog.

Muzz "Did you see that girl I was hooking up with in town on Saturday night?" Riley "She was dog tucker mate!"

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Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”